State Police Apprehend Dinosaurs After Cranberry Elementary Disturbance

Tyler Ochs

Tyler Ochs

Published June 5, 2018 4:45 am
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CRANBERRY, Pa. (EYT) — Franklin-based State Police apprehended three male dinosaurs who were found causing a disturbance during summer dismissal Monday at Cranberry Elementary School.

Around 11:00 a.m., the suspects were found running through lines of children, chomping at the heads of innocent bystanders, and kicking a large red ball at and around the children.

The suspects were also seen fighting with each other while “causing a general distraction and dismay,” according to Franklin-based State Police Tpr. Shiley.

Tpr. Shiley arrived at Cranberry Elementary School and was able to detain the green and brown dinosaurs.