ROANOKE, Va. — A shoe store burglar in Virginia made off with more than a dozen shoes, but only one complete pair, as the hapless crook grabbed mostly display shoes that were all for the right foot.

Rob Wickham, a proprietor of the victimized business, said he lost 13 right-footed shoes for what seems to be no reason as they’re not much good “unless you have two right feet.”

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